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Where do babies come from?

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Where do babies come from?

Post  Beratha on Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:36 pm

Im all ears on this one....

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Re: Where do babies come from?

Post  Clout on Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:22 pm

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Re: Where do babies come from?

Post  Ursus on Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:34 pm

When a woman gets too drunk, and forgets to insist on a rubber...... well, enough said.

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Re: Where do babies come from?

Post  Dingo on Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:02 am

Ok so get this kid, theres this big ass bird that flies around with baby eggs, when it see's a mom and dad that love each other, or an irresponsible teenage girl it flies in and drops one of these baby eggs in on them. They have the choice of waiting for the egg to hatch OR making an Omelet. Some people frown on making omelets with baby eggs but hey, to each their own. So with these baby eggs if they decide NOT to make Omelet du Fromage with it they have to carry it around in a mommy's special egg pouch, its like a kangaroo pouch but not as entirely gross. After 9 months the baby egg hatches and bursts out of the mommy, kinda like those things from Alien BUT out of her ass. And most times the mommy doesnt die a horrible death from broken ribcages and stuff....


Any other questions kiddo?

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Post  Dingo on Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:03 am

Also sometimes it goes to two daddies or mommies but the process is the same, except for the daddies they have another woman use her baby pouch.

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Post  Beratha on Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:33 am

You my good sir should write a book about that lol...include alot of pictures lol

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Re: Where do babies come from?

Post  Dingo on Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:29 pm

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